1. The best diet is the depression diet
2. WTF is wrong with me?
3. Maybe I am okay, WTF is wrong with the rest of the world?
4. Twinkie would kill me if she knew
5. I am not sure my parent know how much I love them
6. Again, WTF is wrong with me?
7. When did my sweet little boy decide that Farting was cool?
8. You can always, always depend on your girlfriends
9. There are days when i just don't want to wake up
10. Maybe this is as good as it gets