Part of My Recovery: 100 Good Memories
Sometimes, when things change you forget the good things and only remember the bad.
So I am going to write a list of 100 happy memories that have happened this year. It's a work in progress and it won't mean anything to anyone but me, but I hope it will be part of the rehab.
100.What's that spot on your shirt?
99. 1800 shots
98. The corners of elevators
97. Great discussions during road trips
96. The TGI Friday's waiter
95. The look of horror at the TGI Friday's fart
94. Good mornings
93. Sweaty Betty's and Dancing Dan
92. Big bags of oranges
91. OBI Gym and Stairwell
90. Two and a half men
89. Oh no I forgot to bring any money
88. Lobster Boy
87. Dancing
86. Drops of Jupiter
85. Bobbie Jean
84. Spontaneous talks that last until 2:00 am
83. Say Peurto Vallarta for me
82. What would you do if I called you at 4:00 am?
81. Boxers help me breathe
80. Hearing Linda sing "It's 2:00 am in the Mornin, and I am .....
79. The kids at the Grasshoppers game
78. The midget at the Grasshoppers game
77. Lou licking the salt
76. Chicago
75. Hot Dogs, rednecks and the gambling room
74. Geeze O Pete, Bitches in the back
73. I'm a screamer!
72. "Smack"
71. Dance Break
70. Lori's Cure All
69. Basketball at Blackhorns
68. Bowling 3 back-to-back strikes (paid for that one)
67. The modern art gallery
66. Did I say that out loud?
65. Chicken, Chicken-n-Barbecue, MF Chicken, 911!!
64. Nashville
63. Zaxby's Hotter than Hell Wings
62. I had a disturbing complaint about your room
61. Shit Sandwich
60. Don't give up, it's me, not you
59. Ping Pong Paddle
57. Replaying funny movie scenes to laugh again
56. Laughing so hard we pee
55. The all night girl talk (and shots) with Linda
54. Momma says these are magic shoes
53. Plane rides
52. That light is Ghetto
51. How much further to Myrtle Beach
50. Beans and Franks
49. We got a bleeder
48. Our story
47. The diary "He's a little whacked, but sweet"
46. Watching Montel at the Sprint store
45. Chipotle Margaritas
44. Daily recaps before sleep
43. Truth or dare
42. Word association
41. Learning bathroom humor
40. Picking Strawberries, Big Boss Man
39. Tiramisu
38. Grease
37. Prince Charming does not have dirty butt crack
36. When I am hungry I get flatulence
35. I don't know who to blow in this town
34. Sharing dark chocolate with butter cream centers
33. Long talks over dinner
32. Root beer
31. Did your butt just say Squirrel?
30. Ba-BOOM
29. Chicken George
28. That makes me gassy
27. You Scarr me Mark
26. Ratso
25. Did she pick that card out for you? "Um no, I did"
24. Doggie and Kitty get a bank card
23.
1 comments:
A few things ..
Yes, boxers are great.
What was the spot on the shirt?
Is 'big bags of oranges' a euphemism for your chest?
I like the older episodes of Two and a Half Men
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