Whose stupid idea was this?
Next week I get my life back. When I pitched the idea of creating a regional creative arts festival someone should have stopped me. But it will all be over Sunday and hopefully I can stop working 12 hours a day.
However I may kill someone before the event is over. Who is at the top of my hit list? Any one of the 300+ idiots who call my office and say "I saw your event listed on your Website, can you tell me what's happening that day?"
Well dumb ass if you saw the Website you also saw the list called scheduled events. Does it make it more interesting if I spend 15 minutes out of my day to read them to you? And do me a favor; don't show up at the festival asking to see me. Just because I answered your questions over the phone does not mean we are friends.
Don't stand there and tell my staff that I am expecting you. And when my staff tells you I am not available don't have a melt down and talk about how you have driven all the way from New York to see me. Just because I said "we look forward to seeing you" does not mean I really want to meet you.
It's just a saying like "take care."
4 comments:
It's good to be the boss :)
Do something similar to what a friend did. He decided that instead of having his number unlisted in the phone book and paying for it, he'd just list his name - with a bogus last name. Whenever he got a call from someone looking for that guy with the bogus last name, he knew it was no one he was looking to talk to, and could just hang up...
You do have a lovely phone voice, Sunshine.
Oh no... I've tried to stop you before. Never again. ;-)
Hang in there, babe!
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