Oh the sun shines bright.....
I'm sure many of you are wondering where I have been. The Kentucky Derby, of course. The best part was that I was able to get credentials for Megmonster this year. It was exciting to watch her experience the Derby for the first time. On Friday, after spending the day at the Oaks, we went shopping and found her an awesome Derby hat. She looked so great.
I couldn't get her a millionaire's row sticker, so I went down to the 4th floor and got a few celebrities to wave up at her. Gilbert Godfried was wearing a jockey uniform and he is a riot. 
I have met many celebrities over the years but I must say that John Hensley from Nip/ Tuck is one of the nicest I have ever met. Also, his favorite romantic movie is "Say Anything" and it's also one of Megmonster's favorites. If Megmonster did not already have such an awesome BF (dude guy) I would have tried to fix them up.
The best part of the weekend was when we swiped a 3-foot, 45 lb chocolate replica of the twin spires for Bradley's graduation party. We put it in a garbage bag and I made Megmonster carry it out. Dude guy thought it was a cool stunt; however Megmonster responded that, "Yeah it seems cool, unless it's your mother doing it."
Sunday was Bradley and Steph's graduation party. Bradley's BFA exhibit was incredible. Sometimes I find it hard to believe I birthed something so talented. After the party Megmonster took me to meet Dude Guy for the first time and the only place open that late was the Steak N Shake.
Noodle was also with us and I (forgetting that he listens to everything) mentioned that our waiter was the same one from the biscuit incident. Later, Noodle (he's just seven) said to the waiter "My mom told us about you."
The waiter (who is from Sudan) had a strange look on his face and responded, "she did?" to which Evan responded "Yeah about the biscuit."
I had no choice but to explain what he was talking about. All the waiter said was "Yes I remember." He probably went in the back to spit in our food.
The only downside to the trip was that I never got to see Twinkie.
8 comments:
Now, biscuit is slang for ass, tush, booty, etc., so what did he do to your biscuit?
I saw you but you didn't see me. (Yes, I'm stalking you.)
I didn't see you. :-(
I did have a veeeeeeeeeery relaxing Derby, though.
It wasn't my biscuit, it was Twinkie's. I am not tellig unless she wants to share
Twinkie is saying her Derby was relaxing because she didn't see you???
A. It wasn't my biscuit. I gave up the biscuit. I didn't care about the biscuit. I just wanted to eat and go home.
B. Quit trying to start stuff, Idiot!
Who'd you give some biscuit too?
*ahem* It's the 17th of May... surely something blog worthy has happened since this post.
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