You would think that being genetically linked to Twinkie would be all the fame and fortune that one man could stand -- but not Beakman. It seems that Beakman's dream is to get some attention from Africa and Antarctica.

So being the helpful and totally selfless person that I am, I will try to help him make his wish come true. If you are from either place or happen to know someone who is, please ask them to take a minute from their busy day and click through to Beakman's blog.