Once again my life sucks ( I am in the middle of yard-sale hell) so I am going to answer a question post from the clever and wickedly funny Kiddo to make my blog less boring.

HAVE I EVER:

Snuck out of the house -- Yes, many times. Usually it was with my best-friend Carolyn. One time we attempted to stay out all night. The parents thought we were at the others' house. After a joy-ride in her older sister's car (we were 13) we wandered the 'hood. Since everyone else had a 10:00 curfew and everything in walking distance was closed, we were bored by midnight and went back to her house and went to bed.

Gotten lost in your city -- I've lived in so many cities I have been lost many times.

Been to any other countries besides the united states -- St Marteen

Had a serious surgery -- Yes

Gone out in public in your pajamas -- A few years ago we had a New Year's Eve pajama party at the redneck karaoke bar. I don't remember a lot of it though.

Kissed a stranger -- Yes and usually alcohol was involved.

Hugged a stranger -- Yes, see above excuse.

Been in a fist fight -- I got in several in high school. Seems stupid now.

Been arrested -- Amazingly no.

Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose -- Of course.

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator -- Never. I hate elevators.

Swore at your parents -- I am very ashamed to say I have. Sorry Mom.

Been in love -- Several times.

Been close to love -- I am not sure where that line is.

Been to a casino -- Vegas Baby!!!!!

Been skydiving -- Are you kidding? They don't make enough drugs to get me to jump.

Skinny-dipped -- after a night of of drunken karaoke a group of us went back to Glen's house and stripped down to our undies. We had to be very quiet because he lived with his mom. Have you ever seen a bunch of mid-30s adults drunk, swimming half-naked and hiding from someone's mom like they are kids? As Twinkie said, can't make this shit up.

Skipped school -- In 7th grade I skipped 30 days straight. The school was really wild and the teachers did not care. Needless to say when my parents found out, I was in big trouble and got sent to a private Christian school.

Seen a therapist -- A better question for me would be "Can you remember the names of all the therapists you have seen."

Played spin the bottle -- I may have but I can't really remember it.

Gotten stitches -- Yes. Two months ago I was putting in a new floor and I cut the tips of my finger off with a utility knife. The cut did not hurt but when they stuck an needle in the tip to numb it I scream like a banshee. I want to puke just thinking about it.

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour - Maybe three 8 oz glasses with abx of Entenmans Chocolate Donuts.

Bitten someone - Don't think so but I would not rule it out as a lost memory.

Been to Niagara Falls - No

Gotten the chicken pox -- Yes, I don't remember it but I have a scar in the middle of my forehead.

Kissed a member of the opposite sex - Yes

Crashed into a friend's car - No, but I did back into my daughter's boyfriend's car, and my daughter's car, and my ex-husband's car. I have issues with backing up.

Been to Japan --No, but my roommate at boarding school was Japanese. When Kiyomi's parents sent care packages she would get gross stuff like dried squid.

Ridden in a taxi - Yep and I HATE them.

Been dumped - Yeah several times. The worst was when Jamie dumped me our senior year of high school and I was 4 months pregnant. I had to watch him date other girls at school. It sucked. I did try to pull one of the girlfriends through the car window (by her hair) when I was 7 months pregnant. I'm sure that was a sight.

Shoplifted - Ugh, I hate these questions. Yes when I was in middle school my friend and I took some cheap jewelry from some dime store. My mom read a letter we wrote talking about it and I was in big trouble.

Been fired - I had never been fired until this past year and I was fired three times in 12 months. Twinkie says one does not count because it was when I was filling in for one of the DJs at a little redneck dive. Last year sucked for me.

Had a crush on someone of the same sex - Yes, but I am not naming names.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - Kind of, but not deep feelings more like lust feelings.

Gone on a blind date - Yes and it was horrible. I dumped him half way through the night.

Lied to a friend - I can't think of anything recent. It probably involved Tami C.

Had a crush on a teacher - One in college. He was more of a TA and we would go drinking after class. He liked my friend Laura though.

Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans - Would love to!Been to Europe - Not yet

Slept with a co-worker - More times than I wish to remember

Been married - Third times a charm.

Gotten divorced - Yes and I don't regret it. Either time.

Had children - Third times a charm, oh I said that already.

Seen someone die - No.

Had a close friend die - Yes, several.

Been to Africa - No.

Driven over 400 miles in one day - Yes and it sucks.

Been to Canada - Yes. Drove from Detroit into Canada and turned around and came back just so I could say I had been to Canada. How stupid is that?

Been to Mexico - No but I want to.

Been on a plane - Yes but they scare me.

Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show - Yes and I never get tired of it.

Thrown up in a bar - No but in the parking lot of Big Boy when went went for the 4:00 am breakfast.

Purposely set a part of myself on fire - Not into pain

Eaten Sushi - Yes. I had great sushi last week with my friend Victoria.

Been skiing/snowboarding - Skiing, yes and I suck at it. Never been snowboard.

Met someone in person from the internet - Not yet.

Lost a child - Horrible question. I can't even imagine how I would survive.

Gone to college - Yes, BA in Communications with emphasis in Public Relations

Graduated college - Yes, University of Louisville

Fired a gun - No and I refuse to.

Purposely hurt yourself - See fire question

Taken painkillers - Yes but I am not a big fan, they make me sick: